61. Dig a new hole in your front yard for a bathroom next to your original hole. Only piss in Powerade bottles.
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Home is where you dig it. (U.S. Marine Corps photo)
62. When above-mentioned hole is washed away, dig a new bathroom hole 6 inches from your fresh water supply.
63. Every 2 or 3 days take your closest not-so-close friends camping across the street.
64. Shower semi-annually.
65. Have your parents take away your allowance on weekends that were a part of your vacation.
This article originally appeared on We Are The Mighty
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